Wednesday, August 31, 2005

A doodle is worth a thousand words OR "I don't get paid enough for this Sh*t"

The company I work for is moving offices tonight and I know the stress is going to have biological ramifications. I may or may not have lost the ability to have children.

drawing by J. Sung. Marker on Notebook. 8.5" x 11".

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Asian Flush or Why I am ashamed to be Mongoloid

I'm just kidding about the being ashamed of being asian. I've finally accepted that sad reality.

Anyway, there is a rumor going around that suggest that taking Pecid AC before drinking will prevent that oh so embarassing "Asian Flush". The flush is caused by the low levels of aldehyde hydrogenase (ALHD), which in conjuction with alcohol hydrogenase (AHD), metabolises alcohol. Apparently, women have even lower levels of ALHD than man. Strike two: God hates me.

I've been looking for articles on Pubmed, but the best I could do was another person's blog.

Pepcid AC - An Alcoholic Asians Best Friend

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Gawker Stalker: There's a new stalker in town...

Saw Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger in neighborhood restaurant in Park Slope. They were not nearly as obnoxious as I was hoping them to be. Both looked really relaxed. MW was WAY preggers and HL look summer cool with a buzz cut. I always thought I would vomit if I ever saw them together, but I ended up wanting to sit at their table and rub MW's tummy.

Also spotted Lindsay Lohan, One of the Olsens, Adrian Grenier, Willem Dafoe, Humphrey Bogart,Bob Saget, Napoleon Bonapart, Naomi Watts with Lev Schrieber and Jesus (wearing some weird tunic-y thing, Quick! Someone call!)

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

I'm seeing these guys in concert in October. Jealous?

My Chemical Romance in all their Emo-Goth Glory

Stay tuned for live blogging from MCR concert at Meadowlands Arena where I will be doing minute by minute postings from a mosh pit at the Meadowlands Areana filled with 14 year old Goths who would rip me to shreds if I uttered the words "Avril Lavigne."

Oh man, this is going to be Saaaweeeeeet!

"Jayne Dennis is spellbinding" -June Sung, NY Daily Rubbish

This is the website for Superstarlette of screen (large and small) Jayne Dennis

Jayne Dennis

Oh, yeah and it's completely fake. I think Brett Easton Ellis (author of American Psycho) created it and it's so hilariously earnest.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Who Said Apraxia wasn't Funny Ha Ha

Check out the inspiring blog of Kevin Randell.

Friday, August 12, 2005

The Whitest Show on Earth

I went to see "The Aristocrats" on Thursday. I wasn't expecting much, but really wasn't expecting for so many people to walk out of the movie within the first 20 minutes. What is billed as "the dirtiest joke ever told" is really nothing more than a few Cleveland Steamers and fisting your 7-year old daughter. Yawnsville.

Really, the jokes that were told were mostly gross out jokes, the only real source of humor comes not from the content of the joke but the finesse in its telling. But I was still surprised to see so many audience members, young and old, become offended by a classic vaudeville joke.

6 couples left the theater in a disgusted huff, and 5 of those couples were black. I don't exactly know what to make of that, but it did bring my attention that 99% of the comedians features white comedians. I think there is something about bathroom humor or blue humor that is also very very white.

The best comics in the movie were (in order)

1. Sarah Silverman (her show "Jesus is Magic" was one of the trailers and was also one of the best live comedy shows I've ever seen)
2. Kevin Pollack (whom I hate) doing the joke as Christopher Walken (whom I love)
3. Bob Saget ( I know,everyone wanted to see him tell the joke and then nudge their friend next to them saying "Dude, Danny Tanner just said "cunt". But he really did have one of the best deliveries)